Saturday, December 1, 2012

XEROX GREATER THAN GOD

According to the position of modern versionists: 

A Xerox machine has abilities that seem to have escaped God in the eyes of modern Christianity.

A Xerox machine can make exact copies of its source material.

God was not able to make exact copies of His source material.

A Xerox machine can make exact copies of the copies.

God was not able to make exact copies of the copies.

A Xerox machine pays careful attention to every word and preserves each word.

God has let many words escape his copies.

A Xerox machine can make its source CLEARER by making it darker, lighter, smaller, larger, etc.,

God's copies always tend to be corrupted and in a state of confusion.

So it seems that the Xerox machine is much more powerful in the eyes of the modern version bunch than God is. Perhaps Xerox should be magnified above all?

stolen from Chip Pardi

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