PRESERVED LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

Some of you contend that God preserved His word among all the manuscripts that have been found, or are yet to be found.

Well do I have a deal for you! I've decided to offer everyone who believes in that type of preservation of scripture a MILLION DOLLARS!

Just like your "scripture" though, the dollars are scattered all over the place, nobody knows where each dollar is for sure or which ones are part of the million I'm offering. The best you can do is to just start grabbing people and taking their money. Some of their dollars are bound to be the legitimate ones I am offering.